美国人和一位酒店小姐的对话

我即将了了

刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的: <br /><br />前台小姐:“hello.”<br /><br />美国人:“hi.”<br /><br />前台小姐:“you have what t <br /><br /><br />hing?”<br /><br />美国人:“can you speak english?”<br /><br />前台小姐:“if inot speak english,i am speaking what?”<br /><br />美国人:“can anybody else speak english?”<br /><br />前台小姐:“you yourself look .all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”<br /><br />美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”<br /><br />前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet alittle,you one arth have what thing?”<br /><br />美国人:“i want to speak to your head.”<br /><br />前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”<br /><br />美国人吐血。。。