史上最强的老外骂人邮件

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这封邮件是我同事给这个客户写第一封开发信，他回的：
[color=]My dearest ***,
[color=]If your led lights can deliver TAC/IESNA standard illumination, LM-79 & 80 compliance, CSA an ULc compliance, 50 meter pole spacing, ISO : 14001 environmental compliance, 10 year warranty, quality control that guarantees none of my employees will be electrocuted, and terms of net 60 post installation...
[color=]Then we have something to talk about.
[color=]Otherwise, Please *** Right Off.  Further, convey this message to your communist overlord and tell him to *** Right Off.  This will result in your summary execution, but hey, that's just business, right?
[color=]And as a footnote...your piece of shit technology has been pissed on here in North America.  Funny as this is, a man died because you had line connected to ground.
[color=]Or, in your words, the dragon hole is not affected by the menstruating mule within the cherry tree.
[color=]Now....please remove me from this email bullshit.
[color=]Dankashein,....or..... *** OFF You piece of shit!
Generously yours,
Guy Meyer, CEO
Optilume Engineered Light Corporation
2443 - Ellwood Drive SW
Edmonton, Alberta T6X0J6
Tel: 780-432-5900
Fax: 780-437-5922
Cell: 780-863-0351
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这老外有病？
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c18850 发表于 2013-5-28 12:45

                               
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这老外有病？
老外怨念很重
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很不好意思的说一声，能不能翻译一下啊
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冷冷 发表于 2013-5-28 13:31

                               
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老外怨念很重
那也不用这样吧。。。
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吃错火药了吗？看完我都想爆粗口了
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无死角99 发表于 2013-5-28 13:36

                               
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很不好意思的说一声，能不能翻译一下啊
可以从第三段开始看，没有很难的单词
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好多 *** .草
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求精彩段落的翻译！
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冷冷 发表于 2013-5-28 13:54

                               
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可以从第三段开始看，没有很难的单词
不是很难的问题，是从来没学过英语的问题