火车站留言簿的十句巨汗经典 [荐]［分享］

twtop17

面摘取十个比较经典的，以博一乐： <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 1，今天我在售票处门口吐了一口痰，有个带红色袖标的老太太上来说吐口痰罚款五元。于是，我给了他十块钱，又吐了一口：“不用找了！” <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;——蚌埠站 <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 2，我想要8号售票窗口售票员MM的电话号码。知道的请联系我。号码：13XXXXXXXXX <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;（另一笔迹）你个小X养的混哪的，敢跟老子抢女人！ <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;（又一笔迹）两位大哥从唐朝坐时光机来的？ <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;（我笑翻了当时） <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;——南京站 <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 3，售票员长的太丑了 <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;——芜湖站 <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 4,敢问贵站有厕所吗? <br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;——衡山站 <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;5,笔呢? <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;车站回复:因为用以留言的笔被盗窃损坏多支,本站不堪重负,遂决定由留言者自带笔.不便处请您原谅. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;——武昌站 <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 6,我是黄牛，现有至上海,北京,南昌,广州等多张车票出售,有意者请拨打13XXXXXXXXX. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;经典回复一:大哥,空号啊. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;二:我还以为能回家了呢. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;车站回复:希望你是开玩笑的，否则请到公安部门自首.联系电话:110 <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;——合肥站 <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 7,下午北京时间15点，我会在第四候车厅进门左手边第三排第17个座位底下放置炸弹一枚，连有红蓝两跟线。安全答案在XX垃圾桶内,请拿至XX(哪个地方忘了)的车票来换. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;——北京西站 <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 8,麻烦告诉我你们的2239哪次能不晚点. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;车站回复:请向铁道部反映,本车站不予解释. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;——南昌站 <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 9,求求你们查次票吧. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;——明光站 <br /><br /><br />&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;10：&nbsp;&nbsp;最后一条最经典： <br />-----------虽然是下载的，看完之后顶一下哦！

wilsonwong

呵呵~~<br />咋会这样呢

幸运之星

顶，很现实的