标题: 经典——让你赞不绝口的业务员诗！ [打印本页] 作者: 面料大王 时间: 2007-9-19 13:15 标题: 经典——让你赞不绝口的业务员诗！ 业务员经典血泪诗奉献<br />一把鼻涕一把眼泪，投身销售英雄无畏。<br />西装革履貌似高贵，其实生活极其乏味。<br />为了生活吃苦受累，鞍前马后终日疲惫。<br />为了签单几乎陪睡，点头哈腰就差下跪。<br />日不能休夜不能寐，客户一叫立马到位。<br />屁大点官不敢得罪，一年到头不离岗位。<br />劳动法规统统作废，身心交瘁无处流泪。<br />逢年过节家人难会，追讨欠款让人崩溃。<br />开发客户经常喝醉，不伤感情只好伤胃。<br />工资不高还充富贵，拉拢行贿经常破费。<br />五毒俱全就差报废，稍不留神就得犯罪。<br />不敢奢望社会地位，全靠傻傻自我陶醉。<br /><br /><img src="http://img.qbar.qq.com/cgi-bin/img?uuid=__a53c31b779284ecb9c3e30bd8f0ce607" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br /><img src="http://img.qbar.qq.com/cgi-bin/img?uuid=__a768d37151fa4b5ca78c4b048a08f93e" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; 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this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br /><br /><br /><img width="60" height="60" src="http://ava.blog.163.com/photo/Q5p6p28CKMDRnjrO6voCuw==/5363505681221700652.jpg" border="0" alt="" /> 做业务员真的很难很累！难道这就是乐趣！作者: 冬冬 时间: 2007-9-19 14:31
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